drowning aquarius

Now, I’m usually pretty skeptical about all this astrology mumbo-jumbo, but fuck me if my horoscope is not eerily right on the money on everything for this month so far, down to the fuckin’ dates!

September

New and exciting developments in your romantic and emotional life will be happening over the next few weeks, Aquarius! The first week will be full of surprises and unexpected events. Trust your intuition now and go with your gut feelings, especially in love matters. Powerful changes are afoot, as you reexamine your values and feelings. A passionate attraction will leave you spinning around September 6. This could be something totally unexpected that takes your breath away. You'll be able to think of little else because of the strength of your feelings. Be careful of an overall tendency lately to live in a fantasy world and try to be realistic. Neptune has been spinning a fanciful web of confusion for some time in Aquarius. Romantic interludes are usually just that - a moment in time where everything appears to be perfect. Fantasies can make reality pale in comparison. After the initial rush of excitement and during the next week, there could be disappointments due to critical words, hidden secrets and arguments. This will leave you feeling very much alone and adrift. You can take back your power around September 17 and 18. New information will come to light that will help you to understand what has been going on. It may be surprising and unsettling to hear. You'll probably spend the rest of the month swinging between feeling confident that this attraction was real and important and being insecure and doubtful. You may get some clarity at last around September 29.